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have citizen funding of elections. low dollar contributions to fund elections. and elect reformers. democrats, republicans or whatever who will get the job done in reforming. as i say, if you reduce that role of money, then you take away a lot of the fight that is there. >> jimmy: or they both get $5,000 to do as many ads as they can with $5,000. and you see who comes out on top. >> who wants more ads? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we want more ads. we don't any more -- now, how about romney's pick, paul ryan? what are your thoughts on him? >> he is a nice person. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't really know him well because i have never been to the gym. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you seen him with his shirt off? it's pretty awesome. [ laughter ] the guy is ripped. yeah. the guy is ripped. >> it takes time. >> jimmy: it does. the p90x is very tough. [ laughter ] i got the dvds. i made it to the first part. then i just put on "finding nemo." but you have paul ryan. were you shocked by that choice? 'cause everyone was -- who were you thinking it was going to be? pawlenty?
have citizen funding of elections. low dollar contributions to fund elections. and elect reformers. democrats, republicans or whatever who will get the job done in reforming. as i say, if you reduce that role of money, then you take away a lot of the fight that is there. >> jimmy: or they both get $5,000 to do as many ads as they can with $5,000. and you see who comes out on top. >> who wants more ads? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we want more ads. we don't any more --...
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what i believe would have been the results of the election this year. first of all, the category as you can see to it is cma. right at the top. it says cma. jimmy, what's the first number? >> jimmy: two. >> you can show that the numbers are here, they all have -- each number has a different letter to it. what's the first letter? two is what? >> jimmy: two. >> what have you got there, guys? >> pharrell: you asking me? >> yeah. >> pharrell: okay. [ laughter ] >> take out the other card. >> jimmy: the amazing pharrell, everybody. >> pharrell: genius. >> you got another card there. [ cheers and applause ] the one that -- hold it. hold it. two is what? what does two stand for? c. and what's the next letter? >> jimmy: five. >> wait -- you have different card. five stands for what? m? >> pharrell: five stands for m. uh-huh. >> right? >> pharrell: right. >> now then, this is the -- and what's the third letter? >> jimmy: four. >> and what does that stand for? >> pharrell: a. all right. >> and that means -- and i said, cma means the presidential -- the party to w
what i believe would have been the results of the election this year. first of all, the category as you can see to it is cma. right at the top. it says cma. jimmy, what's the first number? >> jimmy: two. >> you can show that the numbers are here, they all have -- each number has a different letter to it. what's the first letter? two is what? >> jimmy: two. >> what have you got there, guys? >> pharrell: you asking me? >> yeah. >> pharrell: okay. [...
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and that's -- that's what this election, i think -- ultimately, that's what this election is going to come down to, is -- do we stay on a track that is investing in all the young people here? are we investing in college, are we investing in science? are we investing in clean energy? are we making sure that everybody's doing their fair share in paying for it? are we rebuilding america? or are we going to have an america where just a few people are doing really well, and everybody else is out there struggling? and, you know, when i think about everybody who invested in me, not just my mom, my grandparents. but whoever first started pell grants and student loans and whoever created this country of incredible opportunity with roads and bridges and dams and airports. all that stuff was because previous generations believed in a future where we provided a framework for everybody to succeed. not just some people. but everybody, regardless of what you look like or where you came, from and that's what i think we're still fighting for. that's a good reason. at minimum to vote in this election.
and that's -- that's what this election, i think -- ultimately, that's what this election is going to come down to, is -- do we stay on a track that is investing in all the young people here? are we investing in college, are we investing in science? are we investing in clean energy? are we making sure that everybody's doing their fair share in paying for it? are we rebuilding america? or are we going to have an america where just a few people are doing really well, and everybody else is out...
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one study shows that president obama has an 86% chance of winning the election. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to say obama's getting cocky, but today, his last stop on the campaign trail was to see a matinee of "wreck-it ralph." [ light laughter ] i mean, he's just having fun now, yeah. actually, i heard that the election results might not even be official until early in the morning on wednesday. which will be weird when one guy's like -- [ as tom brokaw ] "i'm tom brokaw, and i apologize for my footy pajamas. they're very comfy and cozy. they're flannel." [ laughter ] "they have little grippy things on the feet. keep me from slipping and sliding around." [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. why would he wear footy pajamas? >> steve: yeah, why would he? >> jimmy: did you guys see this? yesterday, paul ryan went tailgating at a packers game with two of mitt romney's sons. yeah, romney was going to go himself until someone told him what tailgating was. [ as romney ] "you mean people eat out of the trunk of a car like a hobo? no thanks." [ laughter ] i
one study shows that president obama has an 86% chance of winning the election. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to say obama's getting cocky, but today, his last stop on the campaign trail was to see a matinee of "wreck-it ralph." [ light laughter ] i mean, he's just having fun now, yeah. actually, i heard that the election results might not even be official until early in the morning on wednesday. which will be weird when one guy's like -- [ as tom brokaw ] "i'm tom...
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election season is in full swing. politicians are out there campaigning. it's an exciting time. but have you guys ever wondered what these politicians are whispering to each other before these events? we have, too. and that's why we sent our political correspondent from the u.k. mr. peggy hess, with his highly sensitive microphone, to get to the bottom of it. [ light laughter ] that's right. it's time for "celebrity whispers: political edition." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. i'm peggy hess and welcome to "celebrity whispers." >> hey, do you want to play a quick round of rock, paper, scissors? >> no, not right now. i'm trying to be professional. >> c'mon just one quick round. >> drop it. >> ready? >> no. rock, paper -- >> all right, fine. >> whisper. >> okay, so i'm going to duck out here. then duck over here and here. then right there. >> okay. >> yep, yep. that is definitely what you're going to do. now, is there anything else you're going to need? >> yeah, where's the nearest dave and busters. >> it's right out there. up on the corner. they have skeeball, monkey drop,
election season is in full swing. politicians are out there campaigning. it's an exciting time. but have you guys ever wondered what these politicians are whispering to each other before these events? we have, too. and that's why we sent our political correspondent from the u.k. mr. peggy hess, with his highly sensitive microphone, to get to the bottom of it. [ light laughter ] that's right. it's time for "celebrity whispers: political edition." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>...
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here to help us better understand the election is our political correspondent from germany, usher. usher? >> danka, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in order to understand the need for the term of the new election -- [ light laughter ] -- they have to look at it -- like the new video game, dance central 3. [ light laughter ] if the candidate wants to win, he has to do all of the dances. ♪ like this. "row the boat." [ clapping to beat ] the "get it in, get it out, get it in, get it out, get it in, get it out again." and then they have to move, they make the mandate that every night at 9:00, they have to do the dance to the dance central 3. danka. >> jimmy: thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much usher. [ cheers and applause ] folks, this is hard for me to say. unique new york -- unique new york -- unique new york. there we go. and finally, there's hope for the detroit tigers led by manager jim leyland. while we don't know who will come out on top. we do know that this is what he would look like if his face were turned upside-down. >> it's
here to help us better understand the election is our political correspondent from germany, usher. usher? >> danka, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in order to understand the need for the term of the new election -- [ light laughter ] -- they have to look at it -- like the new video game, dance central 3. [ light laughter ] if the candidate wants to win, he has to do all of the dances. ♪ like this. "row the boat." [ clapping to beat ] the "get it...
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we have fun tonight. [ cheers ] hey, here's some 2012 election news. a new poll found that mitt romney is actually ahead of president obama among female voters. which explains obama's new slogan, "i'm barack obama and i love '50 shades of grey.'" [ cheers and applause ] love it. speaking of mitt romney there are reports that he may attend the london olympics this summer. yeah, romney's psyched to watch wrestling because it's the only place where someone changes positions more than he does. [ laughter and applause ] that's good. some tech news. i read about a new app that tells your facebook friends if you're not following your diet. [ laughter ] of course, your friends could always figure it out the other way by looking at your photos on facebook. [ laughter ] yeah. you're not sticking to your diet, are you, gary? [ applause ] i just tagged -- i just tagged your chin in three photos. [ laughter ] also, this is cool. tonight facebook screened the classic movie "casablanca" online. of course in the facebook version the last line is, "louis, i think this
we have fun tonight. [ cheers ] hey, here's some 2012 election news. a new poll found that mitt romney is actually ahead of president obama among female voters. which explains obama's new slogan, "i'm barack obama and i love '50 shades of grey.'" [ cheers and applause ] love it. speaking of mitt romney there are reports that he may attend the london olympics this summer. yeah, romney's psyched to watch wrestling because it's the only place where someone changes positions more than he...
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big election news. today, texas governor rick perry officially dropped out of the race for president. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. he just couldn't get over that one campaign hurdle -- you know, talking. [ laughter ] did you see this today? president obama aired his first campaign ad of 2012 which promotes his record on clean energy. obama's a big environmentalist. in fact, for the election, he plans to recycle the same promises he made four years ago. [ laughter ] isn't that nice? [ cheers and applause ] isn't that thoughtful? that's so green -- that's so green of him. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of president obama, next week, president obama will visit iowa, arizona, las vegas, denver and detroit. not because he's campaigning, just 'cause all he could afford was a southwest flight with a bunch of layovers, but -- [ laughter ] he'll be in all those states. some more political news. yesterday on cnn, newt gingrich said if he's elected president, he plans to offer sarah palin a very big role in t
big election news. today, texas governor rick perry officially dropped out of the race for president. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. he just couldn't get over that one campaign hurdle -- you know, talking. [ laughter ] did you see this today? president obama aired his first campaign ad of 2012 which promotes his record on clean energy. obama's a big environmentalist. in fact, for the election, he plans to recycle the same promises he made four years ago. [ laughter ] isn't that nice? [ cheers...
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results. [ laughter ] >> tonight, obama will win an election. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. tim? >> elbow? >> steve: oh, yes, boom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice job. this is crazy. >> jimmy: i didn't know that was -- >> steve: okay. now, where are we at here? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: here we go. >> the password is -- >> i go first? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay, tim. >> weird. >> wait, is that a clue or -- [ laughter ] okay, sorry. >> jimmy: al yankovic is two words. you can't say that. >> you're not even saying it right. it's al yankovic. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not. it's yankovic. >> let me talk to you about that later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bring your accordion, mother. [ laughter ] >> you said weird? >> weird. >> strange. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was a good guess, though. >> me, right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you right now. >> awkward. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wait. >> steve: awkward, there you go! you got another point. you got another point. >> jimmy: awkwa
results. [ laughter ] >> tonight, obama will win an election. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. tim? >> elbow? >> steve: oh, yes, boom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice job. this is crazy. >> jimmy: i didn't know that was -- >> steve: okay. now, where are we at here? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: here we go. >> the password is -- >> i go first?...
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. >> jimmy: you guys, today is the first day of november. [ cheers and applause ] which means, the election will soon be over! [ cheers and applause ] then we can finally get started on the recount! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: here's a major campaign story. in a surprise announcement, today, mayor bloomberg endorsed president obama and joe biden. [ applause ] but only because he needed two passengers in his car to get into manhattan. [ laughter ] it's the rules. you gotta play by the rules. [ as eastwood ] "i got 25 obamas in here." >> steve: he's driving a bus. >> jimmy: speaking of the election, i read about a 108-year-old woman in south carolina who just voted for the first time. she voted for eisenhower, but still, good for her for just getting out of the house and -- [ laughter ] that's right. a 108-year-old woman voted for the first time and revealed that she voted for president obama. [ applause ] and when asked -- when asked if she thinks obama can improve the economy, she was like, "what the hell do i care? i'm 108 years old." [ laughter ] i thought it was a s
. >> jimmy: you guys, today is the first day of november. [ cheers and applause ] which means, the election will soon be over! [ cheers and applause ] then we can finally get started on the recount! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: here's a major campaign story. in a surprise announcement, today, mayor bloomberg endorsed president obama and joe biden. [ applause ] but only because he needed two passengers in his car to get into manhattan. [ laughter ] it's the...
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there are six weeks left until cbs's exciting election night coverage. [laughter] mitt romney can get back into this thing. he just needs to do something radical. like create a deadly virus that kills off poor people. or there could be an october surprise that changes everything. i've got on october surprise. for halloween i'm going as honey boo boo. ding-dong. geoff: mumbling. craig: i don't suppose that is really a surprise. i admit, when i got up this morning and heard what was the secret romney video, i went, "awww yeah, sex tape." [applause] well, if you're in the line of work i'm in, you live for day when you hear a presidential candidate has a secret video. you're like oh, wow. i wonder if he does that thing that happened in the kardashian video. did you see that? i watched it for research purposes. [laughter] i was like, is this technically sex? [laughter] anyway, i heard there was a secret video. i was very disappointed it was not a sex tape. though at this point, a sex tape might actually help him. [laughter] you just need the audio. "dayummm.
there are six weeks left until cbs's exciting election night coverage. [laughter] mitt romney can get back into this thing. he just needs to do something radical. like create a deadly virus that kills off poor people. or there could be an october surprise that changes everything. i've got on october surprise. for halloween i'm going as honey boo boo. ding-dong. geoff: mumbling. craig: i don't suppose that is really a surprise. i admit, when i got up this morning and heard what was the secret...
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election day. >> election day, vote, buy, cook. that's my mantra. >> jimmy: vote -- what is it? >> vote, buy, cook. >> jimmy: buy is the middle -- >> yeah, vote for the man. vote for the man. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> buy my cook book. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then cook something. >> jimmy: oh, and cook something. okay, in that order. okay do that in that order. >> yes. >> jimmy: but you, "made with love" is your -- >> yes. "made with love." because if you're not in a good mood, the only thing you should make is a reservation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, there you go. that's very good. me, i like that. [ applause ] >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: she's very, very smart. now you have a cooking company as well. >> i have a cooking company. so we have these tiny cookies. they're really light. >> jimmy: they really are tiny cookies. >> they are -- like, look at that. >> jimmy: compare them to, look, a lemon is this big. and a cookie is that big. >> i know, and a cookie's that big. >> jimmy: just so you can see at home. yeah. now, where do these cookies all -- >> so it's "alchemy by carla hall." i hav
election day. >> election day, vote, buy, cook. that's my mantra. >> jimmy: vote -- what is it? >> vote, buy, cook. >> jimmy: buy is the middle -- >> yeah, vote for the man. vote for the man. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> buy my cook book. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then cook something. >> jimmy: oh, and cook something. okay, in that order. okay do that in that order. >> yes. >> jimmy: but you, "made with love" is your --...
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of course, there's still one major obstacle, making sure those voters are still alive for the election. [ laughter ] it's very tricky. [ cheers and applause ] it's very tricky to do that. and this wasn't good. during the debate last night, moderator bob schieffer mistakenly referred to osama bin laden as obama bin laden. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everyone at cbs news was really embarrassed, while fox news was like, "we'll take him. that guy's great." [ laughter ] this is interesting. a new report found that boys in the united states are starting to hit puberty two years earlier than doctors previously thought. i can believe it. i mean, did you see obama talking to mitt romney's grandsons last night? look at this video. >> that was great, barry. wow. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: interesting. [ laughter ] i heard -- puberty's happening early. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's some international news. just two days after election day in the u.s., china will inaugurate xi jinping, its first new president in ten years. the new president said the job would be really hard. that's what xi jin
of course, there's still one major obstacle, making sure those voters are still alive for the election. [ laughter ] it's very tricky. [ cheers and applause ] it's very tricky to do that. and this wasn't good. during the debate last night, moderator bob schieffer mistakenly referred to osama bin laden as obama bin laden. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everyone at cbs news was really embarrassed, while fox news was like, "we'll take him. that guy's great." [ laughter ] this is interesting. a...
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some more election news, a new report found that president obama's campaign spent $6 million more than it raised last month. which explains why his latest campaign ad ended with the phrase, i'm barack obama and i'm selling some old cds on craigslist. [ laughter and applause ] i got some hootie & the blowfish, some spin doctors. [ cheers and applause ] good stuff. check this out. a new survey found that only 31% of americans would want to sit next to mitt romney on a flight. [ laughter ] romney was so upset, he is like, i don't understand, how would they get on my private jet? [ laughter and applause ] i don't understand -- -- doesn't make sense to me. i'm going to call security -- yeah, just 31% of americans would sit next to romney on an airplane and 57% would rather sit next to president obama, while 100% would want to watch them have to sit next to each other, just have them go at it. here's a weird story, i don't know what to make of this. a prison in georgia is promising free food to inmates who can get past its new locks, which raises an interesting question. what prison food isn
some more election news, a new report found that president obama's campaign spent $6 million more than it raised last month. which explains why his latest campaign ad ended with the phrase, i'm barack obama and i'm selling some old cds on craigslist. [ laughter and applause ] i got some hootie & the blowfish, some spin doctors. [ cheers and applause ] good stuff. check this out. a new survey found that only 31% of americans would want to sit next to mitt romney on a flight. [ laughter ]...
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[applause] >> larry king's presidential election history! >> after the election of 2000, all people could talk about were chads. i still spend a lot of time talking about chads. mainly actor chad michael murray. is "one tree hill" still on the air? i lost my ro moat for the tv two years ago. [applause] craig: that doesn't make sense! welcome back, everybody. welcome back to the show. [laughter] i've got executive all over me. [laughter] awesome. my first guest tonight is a very beautiful actress. she stars on the new series, "partners," which premieres monday, september 24 on cbs. oh, that is a great channel. [laughter] take a look at this. >> what? >> i could have told you he wasn't ready to get married. i tell everyone -- even yoga, hint, hint? >> what do you mean he wasn't ready to get married? he proposed. >> what? what happened to play me or trade me? >> what is that supposed to mean? craig: please welcome the lovely sophia bush, everybody! [applause] you look great. >> thank you. craig: really good. have you been doing a lot of yoga? >
[applause] >> larry king's presidential election history! >> after the election of 2000, all people could talk about were chads. i still spend a lot of time talking about chads. mainly actor chad michael murray. is "one tree hill" still on the air? i lost my ro moat for the tv two years ago. [applause] craig: that doesn't make sense! welcome back, everybody. welcome back to the show. [laughter] i've got executive all over me. [laughter] awesome. my first guest tonight is a...
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>> well, we know who he is professionally, and he was elected governor of massachusetts. he does have a pretty strong record in terms of the professional accomplishments and intellectual accomplishments. he did save the olympics in salt lake city. he had -- simultaneously, he got a law degree and m.b.a. out of harvard. there's a lot to be said for that. >> jimmy: sure. >> but, as a candidate, i don't think i have ever seen anyone who is more ill at ease on stage. i've actually used the phrase, kind of a tortured phrase, that he is inauthentically spontaneous. when he tries to be spontaneous, all of the parts don't seem to fit together somehow. i don't know how that's going to work for him as the campaign goes on. the big, big -- next big event to watch would be -- is the debate. first debate, that comes up in october, will have an enormous audience because this is a big election. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they both come out -- they've come out of their conventions now, ready to do battle. and that's the first time we'll see them in the ring going at one another. that's going to
>> well, we know who he is professionally, and he was elected governor of massachusetts. he does have a pretty strong record in terms of the professional accomplishments and intellectual accomplishments. he did save the olympics in salt lake city. he had -- simultaneously, he got a law degree and m.b.a. out of harvard. there's a lot to be said for that. >> jimmy: sure. >> but, as a candidate, i don't think i have ever seen anyone who is more ill at ease on stage. i've actually...
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and finally, two weeks ago, we reported that mitt romney won the presidential election. it wasn't mitt romney. it was someone else. we apologize. those are tonight's retractions. moving on to other news -- oh, folks, this is big. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, hillary clinton is stepping down from her position as secretary of state. while we don't know how this will affect her potential 2016 presidential bid, we do know that this is what she would look like if her face were turned upside down. >> i think the president has done an excellent job under the most difficult circumstances. [ laughs ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was night news now. stick around, we'll be right back with zooey deschanel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ woooah, what do you got there? berry pomegranate mio. berry pomegranate what? berry pomegranate mio. do i just squirt a little? or you can squirt a lot. mmm... it really changes your water. it changes everything. you can say that again. ha-ha ha. [ male announcer ] mio. squirt some. ♪ mike's being healthy and chewing like a man. introducing
and finally, two weeks ago, we reported that mitt romney won the presidential election. it wasn't mitt romney. it was someone else. we apologize. those are tonight's retractions. moving on to other news -- oh, folks, this is big. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, hillary clinton is stepping down from her position as secretary of state. while we don't know how this will affect her potential 2016 presidential bid, we do know that this is what she would look like if her face were...
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perfect." [ laughter ] here's an election update. yesterday, mitt romney served pancakes at a special father's day's breakfast in ohio. people knew the pancakes were made by romney because each one was flipped like 100 times. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] "yes, one more time. one more time." [ applause ] check this out. a new study found out that republicans are more likely to go to dunkin' donuts while democrats are more likely to get their breakfast at starbucks, while governor chris christie takes a bipartisan route and gets a breakfast from each place. [ laughter and applause ] why? >> steve: why? >> jimmy: why? he's a nice guy. >> steve: yeah, he's a nice guy. >> jimmy: we always hit him. i don't know why. but he's a nice guy. he's been on the show. >> steve: he's been on the show. >> jimmy: he likes me. i like him. >> steve: he tweets you. >> jimmy: but he goes to both coffee places. >> steve: what does he order? >> jimmy: "i'll have a --" i can't do an impression of him, but, "i'll have a frappuccino. four caramel f
perfect." [ laughter ] here's an election update. yesterday, mitt romney served pancakes at a special father's day's breakfast in ohio. people knew the pancakes were made by romney because each one was flipped like 100 times. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] "yes, one more time. one more time." [ applause ] check this out. a new study found out that republicans are more likely to go to dunkin' donuts while democrats are more likely to get their breakfast at starbucks,...
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i don't like him. [ laughter ] here's some election news. rick santorum's campaign apparently sponsored a car in the daytona 500 today. mitt romney actually sponsored a car, too. take a look at this. i think it's the one in the middle. [ laughter ] >> steve: nice. stretch -- stretch. stretch limo. >> jimmy: that is a stretch. did hear about christopher plummer? >> steve: no, what happened? [ laughter ] what about him? >> jimmy: never mind. hey -- i was just reading about this -- bill nye the science guy is suing his ex-girlfriend for more than $50,000 in legal bills. legal experts were shocked, they were like, "bill nye the science guy had a girlfriend?" [ laughter ] what? did you guys hear this? there was apparently an electrical fire today at fenway park, home of the boston red sox. it was weird, instead of calling 911, boston fans just heckled the fire until it left. [ laughter ] [ boston accent ] "hey, fire, you're not as hot as you think you are!" [ laughter ] you can't burn my clothes, they're flame retardant." [ laughter ] and finally
i don't like him. [ laughter ] here's some election news. rick santorum's campaign apparently sponsored a car in the daytona 500 today. mitt romney actually sponsored a car, too. take a look at this. i think it's the one in the middle. [ laughter ] >> steve: nice. stretch -- stretch. stretch limo. >> jimmy: that is a stretch. did hear about christopher plummer? >> steve: no, what happened? [ laughter ] what about him? >> jimmy: never mind. hey -- i was just reading about...